You know how I love to keep the lists going.
TOP 10 WAYS TO MOVE ON FROM A FAILED LOVE AFFAIR
1. Work overtime. If you are working more than usual, that's less time that you spend obsessing about what he is doing.
2. Go to the gym. Ever try to cry uncontrollably while on an 8.5 incline?
3. Fuck someone new. Ok, this may not be healthy, and I haven't tried it yet, but it's on my list so I should give it a shot right?
4. Get reacquainted with old loves. Ben & Jerry, boy have I missed you guys! Let's go visit Krispy Kreme and see how everyone is doing. Anyone seen Sara lee lately?
5. Write until your fingers ache. Then you won't be able to obsessively dial their number then hang up when you realize it's a bad idea to call!
6. Hang out with your boys. Jose, Jack, Mr. Bacardi, Capt. Morgan. Those guys really know how to party.
7. Catch up on some good television. Lifetime anyone?
8. Learn a new skill. No officer, I'm not stalking. I'm taking a PI class and I had some surveillance homework I needed to finish.
9. Get a makeover. That undone hair and ratty t-shirt may just start a new trend. No time for make-up, no problem. Less is more!
10. Blog your every obsessive thought about the situation. It's working... right?
I swear folks; I'll get over this soon.
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