Why Does Everybody Say That?

In my 30+ years of life I've heard a lot of things. Some rude, some funny, some accurate and some that have appeared to come out of left field. So here are a few things that I've heard numerous times throughout the course of my life.

1. You look just like...
Everywhere I've visited or lived inevitably someone has begun a sentence with these four words. They are sometimes substituted with... "You remind me of..."

2. You talk like a white girl
Since childhood I always manage to encounter some ignorant black person that thinks this is something acceptable to say. FUCK ALL YA'LL!

3. You're not right
This is usually said after some scathing comment has come out of my mouth about someone. It's usually followed up with:

4. Damn Diva, that's fucked up... Funny, but fucked up
So I'm not the nicest person in the world... Sue me.

5. Damn your tits are big!
Yes they are. What's your point?

6. You have such a pretty face
In other words... Damn you're fat!!

7. You're really tight
Do I really need to explain that statement?
Ok.. I've never had children & I work my kegals daily.

8. You're a sick child/puppy
This was said by my mother often. As I've gotten older, my sense of humor has become even more warped. I usually take this statement as a compliment.

9. I love your mouth
This usually comes from men.

10. Boy I'd love to meet your mother
Which is exactly why not too many folks do!