Sunday, January 08, 2006

Why Busta Why?



It's always sad when an artist you love does something horrible.

I have had love for Busta Rhymes since Leaders of the New School. His style captivated me, his energy impressed me and his mouth lead me to many fantasies about kissing him. It is a known fact that I have always wanted to pull a Me'Shell Ndegeocello and run my fingers through his dreadlocks. Now I am starting to question my love. Let me explain.
First, he hangs out with Pussycat Dolls. Ok, forgiven. Next, he cuts his locks off. Ok, a little drastic and a total fantasy killer but... Forgiven. Then the ultimate betrayal... He participates on a remix of "Laffy Taffy"! That is totally unacceptable of someone I use to think of as a real Hip Hop artist!!! WHAT THE FUCK! Why Busta...Why?
"Laffy Taffy" is the most ridiculous display of the downfall of Hip Hop that I've ever heard. Seriously, it's worse than that damn Kryptonite song! How can I possibly love him ever again. So from this point on, I will no longer wear my beloved Busta t-shirt and he is officially off my fantasy list.
Busta... call me when you've come to your senses.



2 comments:

CK said...

After much consideration I agree with you about Busta doing a Laffy Taffy remix. The song itself is quite irritating and the group overall has not real talent. I have not heard the remix, but I also do not wish to hear the remix. But cutting the dreads was a drastic move, but he still looks the same to me.....

Dynamite Soul said...

One could argue that 'Laffy Taffy' is a horribly incoherent spin off of "Feminine Fat", but I digress.


You know Busta will not have another emcee take away his "Most Collaborationalized Artist" award!