1. The guy that I've fallen for hates me. He has secretly left town just to avoid running into me.
2. Oh my god, what if he's fallen down & hurt himself? Of course! That's why he hasn't called me back... I better go call 911.
3. Wait. What if the paramedic breaks the door down and catches him in an orgy with a midget, a dog, & a female wrestler?
4. That BASTARD!
5. OH... He doesn't have a dog. Whew.
6. Maybe I'm not the Queen of HPH (Hot Porn Head)!
7. Someone stole my coffee pot!
8. Why doesn't Starbucks stay open 24 hours? Maybe those frapaccinos are like cult kool-aid so they only sell then to customers & they actually drink decaf tea! I'm gonna die due to mocha.
9. This fat roll on my stomach is really a giant tumor... And once it's surgically removed, Halle Berry will have nothing on me!
10. Is Juan Valdez married? He is awfully close to that damn donkey... mmmm.
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It seems as if someone is very, very paranoid, but also very, very funny. Juan Valdez I believe is single though, who besides you has questioned his relationship life?? Who wants to marry a man who roams around with the same clothes on and a donkey for a best friend??
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