Myths & Stereotypes Exposed ~ Part 1

I, CaffeineDiva, am here to dispel a few myths today. I've been having a few conversations with folks, and have come to the conclusion that people are stupid. Ok, that's a bit harsh... but the ignorant things that fly out of people's mouths amaze me.

1. I am a chubby black chick that grew up in Harlem. I am over 30 and have no children, don't do drugs and can't stand the current state of hip-hop. I love Stevie Wonder, Prince, & am currently obsessed with System Of A Down.
2. As a United Nations dater, I now know one thing. Not all Black men have large dicks... but some white men do, not all white men dine on pudenda... but some black men do! Overall, I just like men, and that's okay!
3. I don't know how to cook collard greens, but I make really good matzo balls.
4. Yeah, I'm fat. But I'm not fucking Jolly! But I'm sexy.
5. Yes, my best friend is a lesbian. That does not make me one too. Of course I have entertained the idea of trying a woman, but that is usually when some guy has pissed me off or hurt me. Just being honest.
6. I am not AGAINST marriage. Marriage is a beautiful institution... I don't want to be institutionalized. Seriously, I think marriage is great when it works. If 2 people are in love, have a great relationship and stay together until they die, kudos, do your thing. I just don't feel the need to be legally bound to someone to express my love. And if you want to leave, peace and good luck to you.
7. I do not "talk like a white girl"!!! I am a verbal dynamo, black or white. I know how to articulate, it's not a big deal. Lots of people do it... on a daily bases. Not ALL black folks have a Master's in "Ebonics".
8. I like giving head. You go down, I go down, we all go down, it's fun!
9. I don't like watermelon.
10. The only sport I played in high school was volleyball! Not all black folks are good in sports, rap, deal drugs, or have an inability to keep a job. And white folks do not smell like wet dogs in the rain.

Go forth and educate folks!